Barack Obama To Bill Maher: No Show (For Now), But Happy Birthday Anyway

Well, during slightest Bill Maher knows a White House can’t be bought. President Barack Obama’s communication team has responded to Maher’s petition seeking a personality of a giveaway world to seem on Real Time With Bill Maher. Long story short: Don’t reason your breath, Bill.

“It would have been easy only to contend yes,” a unhappy Maher pronounced on his HBO speak uncover final night. “This is not a Syrian assent talks.” Though Maher conceded that a central response was “nice and interrelated blah blah blah,” he described a missive as “basically neutral and (it) didn’t answer a petition, that was to come on a uncover or tell us since we won’t.”

Maher, who famously donated $1 million to Obama’s re-election campaign, used a White House response (read a petition and response here) as a set-up for a comedy game-show bit on Friday’s show, in that he listed the prizes Obama would accept for appearing on Real Time: A giveaway stay during a Beverly Hilton Hotel “just minutes” from Hollywood donors and “complementary wire TV” to watch “a brood of other shows where a horde hasn’t given we a million bucks.”

The petition was denounced on a Jan 15 part of Real Time, coinciding with a host’s 60th birthday. Maher beseeched his fans to sign, as a birthday gift, his White House petition seeking Obama to seem on a show. White House process is to emanate a open response to any petition with 100,000 signatures – a series Maher’s request reached within 36 hours. By final night, 320,922 people had signed.

Maher had pronounced he couldn’t know the President’s eagerness to dump by clearly each speak uncover though Real Time, which gets over 4 million [viewers], “which is a lot these days.” Said Maher: “You’ve finished all though Ultimate Fights and pledge porn. If we went any reduce you’d be on Fox and Friends.”

The White House response didn’t totally stop a probability of an Obama drop-by, though wasn’t accurately earnest either, observant “we’ll keep in mind Bill’s open invitation for a presidential coming and give it a deferential caring that Bill and his vast assembly deserve.”

Perhaps to relieve a sting, a response was installed with flattery. “Plenty of us around here watch Real Time since we admire Bill’s passion for swelling a scholarship on meridian change, seeking tough questions about income in politics, and perplexing to detonate ‘the bubble’ where some of a politicians — and too many of a nation’s vicious domestic debates — exist.”

The response says that Obama’s “communications group thinks strategically about scheduling presidential interviews, and we have done a accordant bid over a final integrate of years to enlarge a array of venues where a President appears — from articulate to immature people about health caring on Between Two Ferns and a post-State of a Union review with YouTube stars, to a CNN Town Hall on gun assault and an talk with on a Iran deal.”

It finished with a P.S.: “Before we forget, happy belated 60th birthday, Bill! You haven’t mislaid a step, and a gray hair creates we look, brave we contend it, presidential. We wish a label didn’t get mislaid in a mail.”